November 26, 2025

Wacky Wednesday: Why Bubble Wrap Is Superior To Shoes

Wacky Wednesday: Why Bubble Wrap Is Superior To Shoes

Aka… Why we should ban shoes and walk on Bubble Wrap everywhere.

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to face the hard truth: shoes 👠 👟 👞 are outdated.

They’re clunky, uncomfortable, and frankly, they’ve had their moment in the sun.

It’s 2025, and if we’re not innovating, we’re dying.

So, let’s be different—or be dead.

Let’s ban shoes and replace them with bubble wrap. Yes, you read that right. Bubble wrap. Everywhere.

Think about it: shoes are a societal construct.

We wear them because someone, somewhere, decided that walking barefoot 🦶 was “uncivilized.”

But who decided that? Probably some person with a foot fetish who wanted to hide their weird toes.

Meanwhile, bubble wrap is the unsung hero 🦸 of the packaging world.

It’s fun, it’s therapeutic, and it’s the perfect cushion for our poor, overworked feet.

Imagine strolling down the street, every step accompanied by a satisfying pop-pop-pop.

You’d never have a bad day again.

Stressed 😫? Pop a bubble.

Angry? Pop ten.

Late for work? Who cares? You’re walking on bubble wrap!

Your commute just became the most relaxing part of your day.

And let’s talk about the environmental impact.

Shoes are made of leather, rubber, and other materials that take forever to decompose.

Bubble wrap, on the other hand, is lightweight and recyclable.

Sure, it’s not technically biodegradable, but neither are Crocs, and we let those slide.

Now, some naysayers might argue, “But what about durability?”

To which I say, “What about joy?” 🥹

Life is short. Why not make it a little more whimsical?

Besides, bubble wrap is surprisingly sturdy. You could probably run a marathon on it—or at least a 5K. 🏃🏻‍♂️

So, let’s embrace the absurd.

Let’s be different.

Let’s ban shoes and turn the world into one giant bubble wrap playground.

Because if we don’t, we’re just walking—literally—into the abyss of monotony.

Pop or perish, my friends. Pop or perish.

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Roy
My Podcast Show Audacious Moves to A BILLION shares the specific Moves I made to achieve jaw-dropping growth in an insanely competitive internet business.

”The Audacious Unheard of Ways I Took a Startup to A BILLION IN SALES” is the latest in my BE DiFFERENT or be dead Book Series.

• Posted 11.26.25 at 06:00 am by Roy Osing
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November 22, 2025

Stand Alone: Why Do People Follow The Toxic Herd?

Stand Alone: Why Do People Follow The Toxic Herd?

In a world that celebrates individuality, it’s baffling that most people (seriously) still choose to follow the herd.

They conform, mimic, and blend in, afraid to stand out or take risks.

But let’s call it what it is: gutless.

People follow the herd because it’s easy. It’s safe. It’s comfortable.

But here’s the brutal truth: following the herd 🐄 is a one-way ticket to mediocrity

For decades, thought leaders have been challenging the status quo, urging people to break away from the pack.

The message is clear: in a world of sameness, the only way to thrive is to be different.

Yet, most people are too scared to take that leap. 😳

Why? Because they’re terrified of failure, judgment, and the unknown.

They’d rather be average than risk being extraordinary.

But let’s get real: the herd doesn’t lead to success—it leads to stagnation.

When you follow the crowd, you’re not thinking for yourself.

You’re not innovating.

You’re not creating. 🪄

You’re just another sheep in a sea 🌊 of mediocrity.

And in today’s hyper-competitive world, that’s a death sentence.

My mantra: “If you’re not different, you’re irrelevant”.

And it’s true. Businesses, careers, and lives that fail to differentiate are doomed to fade into obscurity.

So, why do people still do it?

Fear…
▪️Fear of standing alone.
▪️Fear of standing out.
▪️Fear of making mistakes.
▪️Fear of being wrong.
▪️Fear of being unpopular.
▪️Fear of being noticed.
▪️Fear of offending someone.

But here’s the kicker: fear is a liar.

It tells you that blending in is the safe option, but it’s not.

The real risk is in nottaking risks.

The real danger is in not being different; not standing alone.

If you want to succeed—truly succeed—you need to stop following the herd.🐑

Start thinking for yourself. Start taking risks. Start being different. 🤑

Because “The world doesn’t need another ‘me too”.

It needs you—your unique ideas, your bold choices, your audacious spirit.

So, step out of the herd.

Stand tall.

Be different.

Or be dead.

The choice is yours.

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Roy
My Podcast Show Audacious Moves to A BILLION shares the specific Moves I made to achieve jaw-dropping growth in an insanely competitive internet business.

”The Audacious Unheard of Ways I Took a Startup to A BILLION IN SALES” is the latest in my BE DiFFERENT or be dead Book Series.

• Posted 11.22.25 at 06:00 am by Roy Osing
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November 12, 2025

Wacky Wednesday: How to Escape The Pronoun Apocalypse

Wacky Wednesday: How to Escape The Pronoun Apocalypse

Let’s talk about the future of pronouns and political correctness, because, frankly, it’s getting wild out there.

Over the past several years we’ve seen language evolve from straightforward to, well, a minefield of sensitivities. 💣

Back in the day, “he/him” or “she/her” was all you needed.

Now? It’s a whole new ballgame.

Here’s my prediction: in the not-so-distant future, even referring to yourself as “he/him” and “she/her” will be seen as a slight against fringe groups.

Why? Because marginalized communities are increasingly setting the agenda.

But as we strive for inclusivity, the pendulum could swing so far that even traditional pronouns could be viewed as exclusionary or oppressive.

So, I’ve decided to get ahead of the curve. 🏃‍♂️

Forget “he/him” I’m going full-on ”Supreme Entity” 👑.

It’s impersonal, it’s narcissistic, and it’s completely untouchable.

No one can accuse me of marginalizing anyone if I’m not even human, right? 🤖

Think about it: “Supreme Entity” doesn’t just sidestep the pronoun debate—it transcends it.

It’s a title that commands respect, demands attention, and, let’s be honest, strokes the ego.

Why settle for being a mere mortal when you can be a Supreme Entity?

But here’s the real question: where does it end? 🤔

If we keep bending over backward to avoid offending anyone, will we eventually erase individuality altogether?

Will we all become faceless, genderless entities, stripped of identity in the name of political correctness?

I’m all for progress and inclusivity, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that language is meant to express, not erase.

So, while I’m joking about being a Supreme Entity (sort of), I do worry that we’re heading toward a future where self-expression is stifled in the name of not offending anyone.

In the meantime, I’ll be over here, reigning as my own Supreme Entity.

You’re welcome to join me—just don’t call me “he.” 🙅‍♂️

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Cheers,
Roy
My Podcast Show Audacious Moves to A BILLION shares the specific Moves I made to achieve jaw-dropping growth in an insanely competitive internet business.

”The Audacious Unheard of Ways I Took a Startup to A BILLION IN SALES” is the latest in my BE DiFFERENT or be dead Book Series.

• Posted 11.12.25 at 06:00 am by Roy Osing
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November 8, 2025

Stand Alone: If You’re Not The ONLY One Who Are You?

Stand Alone: If You’re Not The ONLY One Who Are You?

In today’s cutthroat world, the brutal truth is this: if you’re not the ONLY One, you’re nothing.

You’re a ghost in a crowded room, a whisper drowned out by the roar of the masses.

If you’re not the ONLY one, you’re irrelevant. And irrelevance isn’t just failure—it’s death.

Success isn’t about being better than the rest; it’s about overwhelming the rest.

It’s about being so radically different, so utterly disruptive, that you leave no room for anyone else to exist in your space.

You don’t just win—you dominate. You don’t just succeed—you obliterate the competition.

Disruption isn’t a strategy; it’s a weapon.

It’s about tearing apart the status quo, shattering the norms, and rebuilding the game in your image.

When you disrupt, you don’t just challenge the rules—you destroy them.

You create something so fiercely unique, so undeniably powerful, that the world has no choice but to stop and take notice.

You’re not just different—you’re unmatched.

You’re The ONLY One because no one else can even come close to what you’ve built.

They can’t compete because you’ve rewritten the rules. You’ve made them obsolete.

But let’s be clear: disruption isn’t about being different for the sake of it:
▪️It’s about being different in a way that matters to others.
▪️It’s about solving problems that no one else dares to touch.
▪️It’s about delivering value so profound, so game-changing, that it leaves everyone else in the dust.

When you’re the ONLY One, you don’t just win—you own the game.

The competition isn’t just beaten—they’re erased.

They don’t exist in your world because you’ve made them irrelevant.

Invisibility is the enemy.

If you’re not the ONLY one, you’re just another face in the crowd, another voice in the noise.

And in a world where attention is the ultimate currency, being just another option is a death sentence.

You’ll be ignored, forgotten, and discarded.

The ONLY one doesn’t just capture attention—they command it.

They create a legacy so powerful, so unforgettable, that it can’t be ignored.

So, here’s the brutal truth: BE DiFFERENT or be dead.

Disrupt or disappear.

Dominate or die.

There’s no middle ground. The ONLY one doesn’t just succeed—they own the future.

And in a world that rewards the bold, the fearless, and the relentless, there’s no other way to make it.

Cheers,
Roy
My Podcast Show Audacious Moves to A BILLION shares the specific Moves I made to achieve jaw-dropping growth in an insanely competitive internet business.

”The Audacious Unheard of Ways I Took a Startup to A BILLION IN SALES” is the latest in my BE DiFFERENT or be dead Book Series.

• Posted 11.8.25 at 06:00 am by Roy Osing
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